Machete Zombie

Today the news lines are blowing up the cannibals have spread to Maryland in another Case of a man who seemed to take his school work seriously has acted out in violence first by beating somebody with a baseball bat blinding him and cracking his skull. within 1 month of being expelled from school and barred from campus he murders a student and cuts out his heart and brain and eats it.

If thats not that Mayan 2012 shit I don't know what is! The report also says, "He was known to some on campus for carrying a machete and wearing tribal-inspired facepaint." Let me remind everyone that first he assaulted a man then 1 week later murdered his 37 year old roommate a man he knew, with a machete....not a stranger on the street.

It seems this zombie apocalypse will be more complicated than ever thought, they will look like normal people and USE weapons!

Side note: why have they both been black? Can't get a break huh? =p jkjk

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and Orange for easy visibility in the DARK.